14 Things Nigerian Lecturers Say To Threaten Students

We all know a majority of lecturers in Nigeria are terrorists in disguise. These sets of civilized hoodlums can ruin one’s life in seconds especially when you don’t take heed to their warnings. 

Sometimes, they threaten students for no specific reasons just to prove a baseless point that they have power in their hands. Tell me one lecturer that has never misused his/her power before, I’ll wait.

Almost everyone that went to a higher institution in Nigeria, including private, has a sad and laughable experience with a lecturer. So here are the most popular and well-known sayings these hoodlums use to threaten us. 

1. Ask your senior colleagues about me, I don’t take nonsense.

14 Things Nigerian Lecturers Say To Threaten Students

2. You know what to do if you really want to pass my course. When you are ready, meet me at 9 pm in room 306 tomorrow.

14 Things Nigerian Lecturers Say To Threaten Students
Come to Zaddy 😋

3. First day of lectures: Only few of you are going to pass this course.

14 Things Nigerian Lecturers Say To Threaten Students
My village people have followed me here 😭

4. I’ve never seen you in my class, you will carry this course. See you next year.

14 Things Nigerian Lecturers Say To Threaten Students
But Sir, I’m always at the back seat 🙄

5. Students: Sir, You are an hour plus late.

Lecturer: I have my own time

14 Things Nigerian Lecturers Say To Threaten Students
🥴

6. Lecturer: Do u understand students?

Students: No sir

Lecturer: Heaven will teach you, let’s move on!

14 Things Nigerian Lecturers Say To Threaten Students
Dr. Agbabiaka! God will fight for me 😣

7. Lecturer: How old are you?

Student: 20 years old sir.

Lecturer: You’re still young come back next year.

14 Things Nigerian Lecturers Say To Threaten Students
Sir my mates are graduating at 20 😭😭

8. Your generation is doomed – Prof. Aremu

14 Things Nigerian Lecturers Say To Threaten Students
We don’t send your generation sir, we are the ṣòro sókè generation!

9. We will meet in the exam hall.

The average students.

10. Buying my book is not compulsory, but it would be used as your CA.

14 Things Nigerian Lecturers Say To Threaten Students

11. Tear out a sheet of paper, write your name, department and your Mat number.

14 Things Nigerian Lecturers Say To Threaten Students
I didn’t sign up for all these.

12. We are all learning, the only difference is that I’m being paid.

14 Things Nigerian Lecturers Say To Threaten Students

13. Class rep, hope the attendance is going round?

14 Things Nigerian Lecturers Say To Threaten Students
Me as a class rep 🙄

14. A is for God, he is the only one that is excellent,  B is for my father and he is in the grave, C is for the most serious student.

14 Things Nigerian Lecturers Say To Threaten Students

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